Friday, March 27, 2009

Nicholas Sparks You Bastard

Reddaisies doesn't have her own blog. Yet. It's tragic, really. I mean Marinka's cat has her own blog. Or she should. Oh the stories that cat could tell.

Dear Nicholas Sparks,

Why must you make me cry every time? I hate you. Nights in Rodanthe? Really? Really?!! OMG!!

You are probably all wondering why I watch this shit. I don't know why. I must be some sort of masochist. I've read your stupid books that make me cry and your films that make me blat like a sniveling infant. You reduce me to a wailing puddle of tears.

Stop it already; not every story HAS to have someone die.

Could you possibly make ONE where it ends, "...and they lived happily ever after."?
I'm done with you Mr. Sparks.

Sincerely,
Depressed Girl

P.S. When is the next one coming out?

5 comments:

Marinka said...

Hey, what's with not having a blog And I hope that Mr. Sparks responds to your very hysterical letter!

reddaisies said...

I'm addicted to everyone else's blogs, so much so in fact that I simply have no time for my own. Wittily commenting takes up a substantial part of my day not to mention a large portion of my allotment of sarcasm. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. I love every minute of it!!

Anonymous said...

I decided to "quit" Sparks books and movies after Nights in Rodanthe. I personally didn't feel anything between the characters in Nights. I'm tired of the same ole story line too. Are we sure Sparks is still alive....have they done a bait and switch ala VC Andrews?

DaisyPicker said...

I want to meet this Reddaisies character. She seems to have her head on straight. I bet she is cute, too.

Domestic Goddess (In Training) said...

Dear Depressed Girl,

Thanks for that. I will now remove Nights in Radanthe from my Netflix list as I now know the ending.

Sincerely,
I Didn't Want To Watch It Anyway