Monday, March 16, 2009

"Real Simple" Whine

Recently I signed up to receive daily emails from Real Simple magazine. I figured that they would send me important tips that would simplify and enhance my life.

It started today. This is what I received:

Real Simple Daily Thought
Monday | March 16, 2009

Night the beloved. Night, when words fade and things come alive.

―Antoine de Saint-Exupery


WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? This doesn't make my life simpler. It makes me develop a borderline personality. Is Elie Weisel writing for them now or something? What does this mean?

6 comments:

ShallowGal said...

Maybe the helpful part was reminding you that it's Monday. Oh fuck, it's Monday?

CJG said...

Never trust anyone who has "exupery" in their name.

Smart A$$ Mom said...

Um, is there I idea to stop and smell the roses? Who has time for that shit!? We asked for REAL SIMPLE. Not real batty.

cw2smom said...

Simply mind-boggling! What the HELL!

Robin said...

ROFL! You wonder what these people are thinking.

I bought that magazine when it first came out, thinking "this is good, live simply, frugality..all that". But I found it quite the opposite--more like Living Simply Through Buying Expensive Things.

countrymouse said...

Ha--Robin, I totally agree! Living Simply Through Buying Expensive Things : )