Monday, March 16, 2009

"Real Simple" Whine

Recently I signed up to receive daily emails from Real Simple magazine. I figured that they would send me important tips that would simplify and enhance my life.

It started today. This is what I received:

Real Simple Daily Thought
Monday | March 16, 2009

Night the beloved. Night, when words fade and things come alive.

―Antoine de Saint-Exupery

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? This doesn't make my life simpler. It makes me develop a borderline personality. Is Elie Weisel writing for them now or something? What does this mean?


ShallowGal said...

Maybe the helpful part was reminding you that it's Monday. Oh fuck, it's Monday?

Anonymous said...

Never trust anyone who has "exupery" in their name.

Anonymous said...

Um, is there I idea to stop and smell the roses? Who has time for that shit!? We asked for REAL SIMPLE. Not real batty.

cw2smom said...

Simply mind-boggling! What the HELL!

42pennies said...

ROFL! You wonder what these people are thinking.

I bought that magazine when it first came out, thinking "this is good, live simply, frugality..all that". But I found it quite the opposite--more like Living Simply Through Buying Expensive Things.

country mouse said...

Ha--Robin, I totally agree! Living Simply Through Buying Expensive Things : )