Secret Spineless Whine Submission

You are such a good, good man.  And I adore you.  I am so grateful for all you do for me and how loving and attentive you are and for the good care you take of me, in sickness and in health.  

But here’s the thing:

 The next time I am in the bathroom either vomiting or coughing my lungs up onto the bathmat, could you just once, just ONCE, please NOT say,

“Wow.  I hope I don’t get that.”