Thursday, March 5, 2009

Secret Spineless Whine Submission

You are such a good, good man.  And I adore you.  I am so grateful for all you do for me and how loving and attentive you are and for the good care you take of me, in sickness and in health.  

But here’s the thing:

 The next time I am in the bathroom either vomiting or coughing my lungs up onto the bathmat, could you just once, just ONCE, please NOT say,

“Wow.  I hope I don’t get that.”


country mouse said...

Ooooooh--I *hate* that! Like it's your fault you caught the bug and your responsibility for not spreading it. grrrr.

And you're right, no matter how loving and thoughtful they usually are . . .

Feel better!

ShallowGal said...

Odds are though, he won't get what you have. His version will be much much worse.

xoxo, SG

MadMad said...

HAHAHAHAHA! The other day I got the, "Wow. You really DID need to pee."

I mean, no I didn't. That was someone else. A friend.