Hey Mr. 2009 BMW cute guy from this morning’s commute,
I know you don’t want to mess up your pretty little car by actually putting your cigarette butts in the ashtray, but when you brazenly flicked your Salem Light 100 out the window – it hit my car.
2 points. Game on.
My exit was coming up, but I had just enough time to get in front of you and flick my giant piece of watermelon Hubba Bubba out the window before I exited.
Three points! Nothing but net! I mean, nothing but sticking to your shiny black hood.
BMW 2 - VW 3. Cinderella story.
4 comments:
mwhaaa ha ha ha ha ha
expensive 2009 BMW owners can be such pricks.
Thank you!!! Ive always wanted to take their cigarette butts and throw them back into their clean vehicles! Thank x's a million!
AWE-SOME! I will now go out and buy a pack of that gum. Nice shot!
Great story. I'm going to share this with my friends. On our way home to LA from SF, I'll make sure we have a pack of gum with us just in case we encounter any douche bag drivers.
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