Thursday, March 5, 2009

Why Do You Have a Time Machine, and I Don't?

Dear Spineless Whine:

I found your blog and I am quite a fan. What a fantastic concept! We
get to whine, anonymously, and people get to pat us on the back and
tell us we're right, he's wrong, and it's all going to be okay.

It's clearly a winner.

But I have a whine of my own.

As I was glancing through old posts, for a few chuckles, I realized
that you have posts from 2010!

Now, I am very well aware that life isn't fair. I tell my kids that
all the time. But, if you have a time machine, can I borrow it? PLEASE?

I'm going to go back 6 months and sell at the market high. Then I'm
going to go forward until the economy settles down and the Grouch is
in college and out of my house.

I'm not asking for charity or anything. Just a test drive.


The Mother


ShallowGal said...

Our time machine is your time machine. We're super nice like that.

xoxo, SG

Jodi said...

The time machine only goes FORWARD. (2010) So it is basically useless because I don't want my ass to sag any faster.

If you can get it to go backwards, I want to try 8th grade again; I think I've figured out how to catch the attention of my crush, Ricky.