Thursday, April 9, 2009

Choker

My parents gave me a gift-- a beautiful choker. Except when I put it on, I can't breathe. I mentioned it to my mother and she said "that's because your neck is fat." It's a gift that keeps on giving.

11 comments:

pam said...

I was going to say I'd like to meet your mom. But on the other hand, no.

Beth said...

Reminds me of my childhood.

Anonymous said...

Very nice, sounds like my mom.

blognut said...

Your mom scares me a little, but I like her.

Anonymous said...

Did you tell your mom you must’ve inherited your fat neck from her?

bunnysmom said...

Your Mom is scary, funny but scary....

Robin said...

Gosh, what a helpful observation, Mom! And how kind of you to buy me a gift that will do double duty: A fashion accessory, and a friendly reminder that my neck circumference does not meet my mother's standrds! I'll wear it every day!

Audrey said...

omg--you must be my long-lost sister! We clearly have the same mom!!!!

Andy said...

And then you choked your mother to death?

Ruthie said...

MY mother swears blind she prefers my face "plumpish" because she sure women look more wrinkled if they're "too thin" ... you guessed it, mother is an ancient, dried up chicken head! hehehehehe!

Manic Mommy said...

What Anonymous said! That's fucking funny. I hate when you think of/hear the perfect comeback too late.