Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Dear Loser Husband

Dear Husband,
I am cheating on you because you won't give me sex.  Don't worry, though...there is no emotional feelings I have for this other man.  I don't think I can muster up enough energy to feel much any more.  I've wasted all my energy on you.
Maybe if you acknowledged my needs (primal and emotional) we would be happier.
But you insist on playing WOW for 20 hours a day.  You won't get a job...I guess you figure it is alright for me to pay all of the bills.
Unfortunately, that does not give me any extra money to file the divorce papers.
Maybe some other gamer chick will be attracted to your bitch tits.
Your Roommate


Anonymous said...

OMG, Ma? is that you? Ma? I know that's you.

OK maybe not as you've just left your loser in the dust and I know for a fact that you aren't the cheating kind.

Winky Twinky said...

LOL....Oh hon, we really need to chat sometime..........

SheBloggs said...

Wow, that is prob far from whining.. that's some serious shit right there. Maybe he'll notice to wake up when your gone..?

shrink on the couch said...

Ouch. But no wonder. Video gaming addiction is ALMOST as bad as this blogging addiction.

Anonymous said...

Sabatoge his computer. maybe then he'll get a job.