Dear Mother Nature, or Aunt Flow:

Whoever the hell you are.  Is there some reason why we must have cramps too.  A sticky, yucky situation that arrives every friggin month isn't enough for you?  Seriously!!  I have a headache, my back hurts, I want to go postal or fall on the ground sobbing.  You are really a pain in the ass.  I take that back.  My ass is about the only thing that isn't bothering me right now.

 

Screw you Monthly "Friend"