Just as you should never touch a woman's belly and ask her if she's pregnant, you should never poke my boobs and ask 'are they yours?'
Of course they're mine, you stupid bitch. And I paid good money for them, too.
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LOL!
Of course, if a sugar daddy had paid for them, this could become an ethical debate.
But it sounds like you're doing just fine on your own, thank you very much. :)
Mine are real and I hate when people assume they are fake and think I'm lieing to them. No they may not touch them to find out. If you ever have the "pleasure" of seeing them without a bra, you'd know they are real.
What is wrong with people? Who does that?
I had this same problem when I was younger. And had perkier boobs.
Nobody asks anymore. :(
By the same turn, please don't ask me to touch the newly augmented breasts. "Here! Feel them! They feel real!"
Your version IS much ruder, however. I can't imagine touching anyone... belly or boobs... without permission first. Not that I would ever ask permission to touch boobs, unless she was a very close friend.
Don't worry, I will definitely not ask you to touch them. And I mean that in the nicest way possible...I'm just not that kinda girl. But I can see how that could happen.
Boundaries *sigh*
The only person I allowed to poke/see them when they were brand new was my own mother, and only because she asked.
Not just that, I get petted by complete strangers. Often. Am very blonde (delightful danish ancestory) and live in an area that is mainly mexican/puerto rican/cuban (you get the picture). People come up and pet me commenting on how soft or where I got that color.
So bad sometimes I've had to start playing dirty about it.
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