Sunday, April 12, 2009

Reverse Mullet

Can someone please explain this hairstyle to me?

You know what I'm talking about.
Party in the front; business in the back. (a la Kate on John and Kate plus 8)

What is it about ladies (especially blondes for some reason) that would make them want to cut their hair really short in back and leave long pieces up front?

It's as if they're saying, "Look, I only see myself from the front so I'm not going to worry about any other angle. I ain't got the time, ok?"

And then they just spike it up in back with a bunch of hair gel and spray as if to concede, "Ok, so you've seen the back of my hair. Step any closer and my head will shoot sharp quills at you. Move around me so you can see me from the front. That's better."

It scares me. What gives?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't stand those haircuts. The spikes scare the crap out of me. I don't get it either.

phd in yogurtry said...

The bob swing? Or swing bob?
My daughter asked for this style. Looks cute on her. But it isn't for me.

Anonymous said...

ohhhh, i totally can't stand it. remember who did it first? rosie o'crazy.