Wednesday, April 1, 2009

STOP with the senseless cursing, already!

Is it just because you think you sound cool when you curse or what? The fact that your 17 makes all the difference? NEWSFLASH, dear brother, you don't sound awesome. Nobody does, but with you, it's just, unbearable. I mean, I've heard people who speak every curse word in one sentence. You may not do that. But like dad always tells us, "Cursing is okay if you use it at the right times." THAT is what you don't do. For instance, while on our way to school this morning, some guy was slowing down to turn onto a street and you said, "Why don't you move the fuck on over, huh?" Really? Every time you cuss around me at useless times, I just want to punch you square in the face. You make cursing lose it's pizzazz when you use the words at the wrong time. Plus, it makes you sound completely unintelligent and overly-angry. Just knock it off. There are far better words to use then, "FUCK!" when you drop a pencil.

You either use the words right, or, how about this? Don't curse at all, dear brother.


Unknown said...

gee i wonder whose whine this could be could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeee my dear daughter?

Anonymous said...

Fuck is the best word in the English language and can be used in every situation at any time. I shall demonstrate:

Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression: "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust: "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief: "What the fuck....?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Good Job: "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation: "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence: “He fucks up everything."
Disappointment: "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence: "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness: "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain¨"Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure: "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love: "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship: "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise: "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration: "Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person: "Dumbfuck!"
Hate: "You Fuck!"
Condemnation: "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment: "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand: "A Royal Fuck."
Ignorant person: "Fuckstick."
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy: "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck".
Confusion: "What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation: "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions: "Fuck off."
Sex: "Let's fuck."
Maternal: "Motherfucker."
Incestuous: "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity: "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement: "Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority: "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy: "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord: "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache: "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal: "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off: "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet: "Shut the fuck up."
You're right: "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation: "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness: "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence: "Fuckin' A."
Rage: "Motherfucking fuckers!"
Impressed: "That was fucking amazing."
Oral sex after 30 years of marriage: "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)
Bewilderment or Ignorance: "Fucked if I know."
Enraged: "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance: "Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance: "For fuck's sake."
Pissed off: "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness: "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle: "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure: "It's fucked."
Calling someone: "Oy, fuck face!"
Minors: "Fucklings."
Morons: "Fucktards."
Completely naked: Butthefucknaked
Thanks: "Fuck you very much."

Anonymous said...

outfuckingstanding, anonymous!

AD said...


Right you are, my dear mother.

And anonymous? Right on.