Tuesday, April 7, 2009

To the Lady I drive behind to work - every day.

Hey Lady in the gold Yukon,

For some reason I seem to get in traffic behind you every day.

Maybe we leave the house at the same time; maybe Im just drawn to the shiny-ness of your 10-ton mommy-mobile. Nevertheless, there you are, in front of me, driving so maddeningly slow I could rip off my own arm and beat myself to death with it from the frustration.

Ive read all of your bumper stickers a million times:

Not your typical soccer mom!

I [heart] Sharpeis!

Got twins?

(Good grief)

What I dont get is the little stick figures youve pasted to your rear window. Man, woman, kid, kid, smaller kid, dog, fish. (Seriously fish).

So, you have a family. Congratulations. So do we all.

What you should paste to your back window is two old people fucking. Because that the way you drive. Now get out of my way.



Anonymous said...


262mom said...

ROTFL. Yeah those stick figure stickers...those are really dorky.

Unknown said...

OMG that is too funny! I never thought of those stick figures that way, but you are right! Great rant!

Manic Mommy said...


SheBloggs said...

I drive the same way with someone too!! It's horrible because we're going to the same building.. but fortunately.... they drive fast.

Funny whine!

blognut said...

Have I got the post for you!

The stick figures - they piss me off, too.


Ruth said...

screams with laughter!

Veriance said...

that is some seriously funny stuff. Loves it!