Tuesday, April 7, 2009

To the Lady I drive behind to work - every day.

Hey Lady in the gold Yukon,

For some reason I seem to get in traffic behind you every day.

Maybe we leave the house at the same time; maybe Im just drawn to the shiny-ness of your 10-ton mommy-mobile. Nevertheless, there you are, in front of me, driving so maddeningly slow I could rip off my own arm and beat myself to death with it from the frustration.

Ive read all of your bumper stickers a million times:

Not your typical soccer mom!

I [heart] Sharpeis!

Got twins?

(Good grief)

What I dont get is the little stick figures youve pasted to your rear window. Man, woman, kid, kid, smaller kid, dog, fish. (Seriously fish).

So, you have a family. Congratulations. So do we all.

What you should paste to your back window is two old people fucking. Because that the way you drive. Now get out of my way.

</rant>

8 comments:

bunnysmom said...

Hilarious!!!!

marathon mom said...

ROTFL. Yeah those stick figure stickers...those are really dorky.

dizzblnd said...

OMG that is too funny! I never thought of those stick figures that way, but you are right! Great rant!

Manic Mommy said...

Hysterical!

SheBloggs said...

I drive the same way with someone too!! It's horrible because we're going to the same building.. but fortunately.... they drive fast.

Funny whine!

blognut said...

Have I got the post for you!

The stick figures - they piss me off, too.

http://blognut-moremindlessrambling.blogspot.com/2009/03/random-observations-from-my-day.html

Ruthie said...

screams with laughter!

Veriance said...

that is some seriously funny stuff. Loves it!