Hey Lady in the gold Yukon,
For some reason I seem to get in traffic behind you every day.
Maybe we leave the house at the same time; maybe I’m just drawn to the shiny-ness of your 10-ton mommy-mobile. Nevertheless, there you are, in front of me, driving so maddeningly slow I could rip off my own arm and beat myself to death with it from the frustration.
I’ve read all of your bumper stickers a million times:
“Not your typical soccer mom!”
“I [heart] Sharpeis!”
“Got twins?”
(Good grief)
What I don’t get is the little stick figures you’ve pasted to your rear window. Man, woman, kid, kid, smaller kid, dog, fish. (Seriously – fish).
So, you have a family. Congratulations. So do we all.
What you should paste to your back window is two old people fucking. Because that the way you drive. Now get out of my way.
</rant>
8 comments:
Hilarious!!!!
ROTFL. Yeah those stick figure stickers...those are really dorky.
OMG that is too funny! I never thought of those stick figures that way, but you are right! Great rant!
Hysterical!
I drive the same way with someone too!! It's horrible because we're going to the same building.. but fortunately.... they drive fast.
Funny whine!
Have I got the post for you!
The stick figures - they piss me off, too.
http://blognut-moremindlessrambling.blogspot.com/2009/03/random-observations-from-my-day.html
screams with laughter!
that is some seriously funny stuff. Loves it!
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