Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Busy, Busy Day

I've been so busy at work that I haven't even have time for the basics - like remembering my own last name or using the 'facilities'.  This morning I absolutely had to get a fax out RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND, so I'm standing at the fax machine trying not to do the gotta-pee dance.  While I'm waiting for my fax to go through and focusing all my attention on not moving an inch, my boss walks by and I sneeze.  But it's a stifled 'don't want to wet my pants' sneeze/warble/small-animal-dying-sound that comes out of my mouth.  My boss looks at me like I'm an idiot, but I can't exactly look back and explain to him what was going on.  Next time I'll just throw on some Depends.
 
Miss Em

1 comment:

country mouse said...

That is just WAY too busy! It should be in your employment contract that you're allowed to pee. At least once. And not while performing other tasks : )