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Monday, May 18, 2009
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2 comments:
:( I can't figure out how to chew gum quietly.
I hate loud gum chewers. Closing your mouth while chewing works great. Otherwise, it sounds like you are sucking, uh, something, and um, or like a dog licking his nether regions. Just nastiness really.
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