Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Dear Jackass

This is not the Indy 500. It's not the Autobahn.  It's Plano friggin' Texas, fucktard.  Nonetheless, thanks for cutting me off.  I mean really what a moron I am for accelerating at a normal rate from a red light with my two small children in the car. What was I thinking?  And not to mention the other idiots around us driving normally, gasp! Loved how you were able to cut all of us off while, running your fingers through your hair and flipping us off simultaneously.  Adding those wild hand gestures...what a flourish!  It gave the whole maneuver a certain je ne sais quoi. 
Pull that shit when I don't have my children in the car.  I dare you.  Nay, I triple dog dare you.  I will go medieval on your ass.
Ah, thanks for the vent.


Unknown said...

Lol. Plano is one of the worst places to drive ever. I feel your pain

Missy said...

Yes Yes. Why are the assholes only driving while I have my kids in the car? I would so slam on my breaks and let them rear end my car, if only my kids weren't with me!!!


Anonymous said...

I don't have kids, and I live far from the great state of TX and they do that to me too . . . while in their souped up sports cars and SUVs against me in my Scion XB (which, though I've never checked, am pretty sure has hamsters in wheels under the hood). I want to get a sign that says, "Way to go f#ckwit! You beat a car with an engine less than half the size of your car's. Dick feel any bigger?"