Monday, May 4, 2009

Dear minimum wage employee

I know you're germ-phobic, and the whole swine flu thing has you practically beside yourself, but do you REALLY have to use an entire extra large (not the dollar store size, HUGE) roll of paper towels every single 4-hour shift??? How is using 8 - 10 squares at a time making you safer? How can you possibly use that many paper towels? Are you covering the entire floor with them? I'm going to buy the cheap ones with wood-chips in them this time, we've used up the 12-pack roll I got last week already.

Anonymous (and evidently very cheap) boss.

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