Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Dear Trader Joe's cashier:

When I stop in to buy 2 bottles of wine and a bag of dark chocolate pretzels, the appropriate response is NOT "Oh it must be that time of the month again."

Because it is and I will CUT you bitch. (1)

See you in 28 days!

xoxo, ShallowGal

1) And I would, assuming I had any idea at all what that meant.


Anonymous said...

amen to that!

Anonymous said...

like it is ANY of thier business - this is what i say to the guys at work (i work with all men) "i have my period, do you want to die?" works every time - even if i don't have it - ahahhahaha

Manic Mommy said...

My husband moonlights at Trader Joe's?

Unknown said...

LMFAO!!!! I am rolling on the floor...ok, not seriously - that would be too much work.

Anna Whiston-Donaldson said...

no way! that lady doesn't deserve to spend so much time around chocolate and 2 buck chuck.