Thursday, May 7, 2009

F**K you and your class.

Dear government teacher, you cannot teach. I don't care if you have tenure or seniority because you've been teaching for 25 years. I DON'T CARE. It doesn't mean you are the best teacher possible.

You're annoying, you talk too much, and your notes suck. Quit cracking jokes and laughing at yourself when you realize no one else is laughing. And don't assume we don't "get it" when we don't laugh, because we do, we just think you're a dumbass and you like the sound of your own vomit-inducing voice.

Yet, I work hard in your class.  I study, I mean, I really study in that class because it is required for graduation which is in TWO weeks, mind you. When the student-teacher intern was in charge of us for three months, we were all passing. But now that he's gone and you're back, our grades are going to shit before our last week of school because you don't know what you're doing.

 You've slammed us with two useless, yet huge projects due within the same week this week, which is fucking stupid of you because you know we have 6 other classes. Right now, I'm RE-DOING the second project because you LOST it. When I asked you about it and why it wasn't in the return tray like all of our graded work is, you blamed it on a student possibly stealing it. Yeah, I'm having a hard time believing that as I glance over at your mess of a desk.

So why should I do the project the way YOU want it to look like? Hmmm? Like that extra piece of blank paper you want us to add to the end of our project, for instance, to give it a "finished" look is just stupid. A complete waste of paper. I think I should say something on it. . . . or wipe my ass with it.


But, please, do us and the future generations a huge favor and retire, you annoying, senile, picky bitch.

6 comments:

dizzblnd said...

5 more days 5 more days 5 more days

Anonymous said...

Hey, I had that teacher in college too. If I had had to retake her class I would have changed majors. Hang in there. It's almost over.

TeacherMommy said...

Pretty sure this is a high schooler...

Mandi said...

College has them too. I tend to seek out the adjunct prof.s because of too many similar situations. Had one this term where I just got all the assignments up front and never went back. Too many people are becoming teachers who have no business doing it.

SheBloggs said...

Been there before.. just take the shit for now, and you'll be looking back 10 years later and laughing at all this foolish-ness. It's just apart school life.

Anonymous said...

Consider this a lesson in life. I had a history prof in college who was literally out to get me since day 1 of his class.
He was introducing himself and etc and said "I know you're all working on your 6 year program..." and in my head I thought "6 years??" Except it came out out loud. Yeah Oops.
The first test came back and the TA had graded them, My grade was 95 crossed out with an 85 under it...
because this professor had pulled my specific test out B for no raeson.

end Rant.

Teachers can really suck.