Tuesday, May 5, 2009

I can't believe I married you!

It was bad enough you did it once before. Didn't you get the message when I flipped my fucking lid last time? Stop using my fucking bath towel (because you you forgot you put yours in the laundry and you're too fucking lazy to get another one for yourself)! And if  you HAVE to....throw it in the laundry! When I see my towel exactly where I left it, I do NOT expect to wrap myself in a WET towel after my shower. And seriously, I don't care if  you are supposed to be coming out clean...anything that's been remotely near your anus is NOT clean!!! I hate you!!!

 

The Other Boufs

6 comments:

SheBloggs said...

Whoa... what happened to the marital bliss? Over a towel?

Anonymous said...

Maybe hang up 3 towels? That's what me and my husband do.

Rachel said...

Must be something in the air...

Tales of the endless tether said...

I could swear you're psychic!

Anonymous said...

Seriously? Hate?

Bring a fresh towel into the bathroom every morning before your shower. More laundry, but it's worth it.

Julie B. said...

seriously, use a new towel every day? isn't that just for when you're at a hotel?