Secret Spineless Whine

Monday, May 4, 2009

I do not control the weather. I cannot predict the weather. It is not my fault if it rains Saturday. It's a YARD SALE for cripes sake, not a lung transplant. If it rains, just donate all your crap to charity and call it a day.

5 comments:

Marinka said...: why can't you have a lung transplant on a rainy day?; May 4, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Anonymous said...: Can I sell a lung on Saturday? How about hocking up a lung?; May 4, 2009 at 1:44 PM
42pennies said...: ...but what about the three hundred thousand dollars that would have been made at the yard sale? What about THAT? Huh? You gotta think of these things.; May 4, 2009 at 3:55 PM
merideth said...: was the yard sale benefiting a lung transplant patient?

incidentally, this is *exactly* what happened my first and only yard sale. it sprinkled right at the beginning so i hauled it all off to goodwill and never looked back.; May 4, 2009 at 5:41 PM
MommyTime said...: Yard sales in the rain are underrated. Other people's cast-off junk always look so much more appealing when it's wet and your own shoes are muddy. I say just go ahead with it. You'll probably make a KILLING being the only yard sale still going on that day!; May 5, 2009 at 7:42 AM