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Monday, May 4, 2009
I do not control the weather. I cannot predict the weather. It is not my fault if it rains Saturday. It's a YARD SALE for cripes sake, not a lung transplant. If it rains, just donate all your crap to charity and call it a day.
...but what about the three hundred thousand dollars that would have been made at the yard sale? What about THAT? Huh? You gotta think of these things.
was the yard sale benefiting a lung transplant patient?
incidentally, this is *exactly* what happened my first and only yard sale. it sprinkled right at the beginning so i hauled it all off to goodwill and never looked back.
Yard sales in the rain are underrated. Other people's cast-off junk always look so much more appealing when it's wet and your own shoes are muddy. I say just go ahead with it. You'll probably make a KILLING being the only yard sale still going on that day!
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5 comments:
why can't you have a lung transplant on a rainy day?
Can I sell a lung on Saturday? How about hocking up a lung?
...but what about the three hundred thousand dollars that would have been made at the yard sale? What about THAT? Huh? You gotta think of these things.
was the yard sale benefiting a lung transplant patient?
incidentally, this is *exactly* what happened my first and only yard sale. it sprinkled right at the beginning so i hauled it all off to goodwill and never looked back.
Yard sales in the rain are underrated. Other people's cast-off junk always look so much more appealing when it's wet and your own shoes are muddy. I say just go ahead with it. You'll probably make a KILLING being the only yard sale still going on that day!
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