I got a letter saying I owe the tax money

and that a tax warrant will be issued unless I pay it.  It's only a few hundred dollars, but this is the first that I'm hearing about it, so I call the number on the letter that says "please call if you have any questions."  And the person who answers the phone doesn't speak English.  I don't mean "doesn't speak English well" or "has an accent" or slurs.  This is what he says "penalty pay. To no pay, file form."

So I say "What penalty for?"
And he says, "Penalty pay. To no pay, file form."
This goes on for a while until I have a complete nervous breakdown.
Bring on the warrant.