Friday, May 1, 2009

I'd rather listen to fingernails on a chalkboard than my classmate.

Could you possibly be more annoying? You never wipe your mouth while you eat, because you’re too busy interrupting other people’s conversations. You are not 7! You are 41! (This is college, for those of you wondering.) You were not invited into the very personal conversation I was having with another classmate so take your under-medicated, overweight, under-washed self somewhere else. None of us like you. None of us want to like you. We’ve put up with you for two years and only have one more semester. I hope that we make it. Please, learn to keep your mouth shut, especially when eating. Actually, just keep your mouth shut all the time. We don’t care about your “asthmatic” son that works for a lawn service company or your “health nut” husband that is going in for bypass surgery next week. We simply don’t care anymore about you. If you make it through respiratory therapy school, good for you, but if I ever see you near any of my family members, I’m calling the cops.

Anonymous, please.

Thanks.

2 comments:

phd in yogurtry said...

Yikes. Remind me to take good care of my lungs.

merideth said...

well, this just makes me sad for that woman... dang it.