Screw you Rhode Island

Not that I’ve ever been fond of that stupid tiny state. I mean seriously you can walk across it in a day- but now? Those Fuckers are jerking me around. I’ve been trying to get a supposedly “simple” document- a copy of my elder daughter’s birth certificate. I’ve sent them paperwork FIVE fuckin’ times now. There’s ALWAYS something wrong. Seriously can’t you tell me EVERYTHING that’s wrong with what I’m sending you and not one fuckin’ thing at a time. We’re only trying to get our passports done before August and I’ve only been dealing with them since FUCKING JULY LAST YEAR. No rush. Dick heads.