Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Swimsuit Season...ugh

I realize that my XXL ass is very fat but is it really too much to ask to be able to find a swimsuit bottom that does not look like a GD parachute? Seriously? Do they ALL have to look like granny panties? Fat people like cute clothes too!

7 comments:

Robin said...

I know, right? I mean, if I want to show my big butt in a swimsuit, that should be up to me, no?

Though I feel that way about pretty much all XXL clothes, so don't get me started. What, big girls don't like color? What, we don't like style?

And what's with that droopy front on every pair of pants? It is POSSIBLE to be plus-sized without having a belly in that particular spot...though now that I know it's required, I'll get to work on shifting it around.

Banteringblonde said...

I think I'm going the swim short thing this year. My legs should not see daylight ... ever again.

MacBug said...

Say it!

why is it that any suit that MIGHT hide my juggle thighs is ugly or made of neoprene (I'd look like a sausage!)

country mouse said...

When I was a bit larger (and by "a bit" I mean 50 pounds . . . ) I used to complain about the ugly fat lady clothes to my daughter and she would say "Just because you're large doesn't mean you have bad taste!" Exactly!

merideth said...

and this is why i love going to water aerobics classes at the ymca. i am the youngest (by 25 years!), hottest (though, sadly, not the thinnest) babe in the pool!

Anamika said...

Totally agree on that one!

Miss Thystle said...

check out torrid.com for some cute plus sized suits.

Aside, why the Heck do people think fat kids want tent like pastel shirts with screen prints of kittens? NEVER in life, I tell you. NEVER.