What you say: "I wish I could give blood, but I have these little tiny veins."
What I hear: "You have big ugly man veins."
What you mean: "I'm too chicken-shit to give blood so I'm using this excuse I once heard someone use in college."
What you should say instead: "I can't give blood, I have syphilis."
And stop eying my Oreos, you syphilis-riden whore. I worked hard for these.
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I'm a bloodmobile reject due to low iron.
Oh, and also I'm a syphilis-riden whore.
What you say: I wish I could give blood but I don't weigh enough.
What I hear: You are a cow
What you mean: I am glad I am not a cow like you.
And yes, I have syphillis and chlamydia but I am not a whore.
I play that game with what people say, too!
I won't steal your oreos, but I don't give blood cuz needles freak me the hell out. So good on you and your veins whatever size they may be.
ROTFL! I tell people I'm a vampire. I'm impervious to needles.
I laughed, marathon mom, because I signed up all eager to donate my life-juice and then found out that I really don't weigh enough. If I did, being so freakily little, I would be clinically overweight. :D
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