Wednesday, May 13, 2009

You May Leave Now

Thanks so much for having this little space where I can vent, because sometimes I just look at the man and think...you should go now. Really, just leave. Go to work, play golf, do something with one of your friends...(oh wait he has no friends. Hmmm, why is that?)  At any rate if I have to sit here for just one more minute and deal with him and be patient, and polite, and.... Last nite for example. I had been given a gift certificate for dinner at a popular local restaurant for a Mother's Day present. Money is tight and pay day is a few days away. However, I thought it would be nice to go on a week nite when it wouldn't be so crowded. If we picked modest priced items from the menu the certificate would cover the expense. The least expensive item was a small steak, garlic mashed potatoes & steamed vegies. I could live with that. He has certainly ordered much the same item before...but oh no, not tonight...small steak. Can't eat unless we gorge ourselves. Now we'd already outlined the budget limitations but when the waitress comes he jumped right in and ordered a much more expensive entrée. He smirks. Ha ha, didn't see that coming. Then hoping he could push his luck he considered having dessert also, (heavens knows how he could have possibly have room for it) but perhaps the glare I shot in his direction direction convinced him it would be a poor idea. His eyes darted back and forth wildly before he declined the opportunity...
 
Yes, happy Mother's Day pig face. You can take the simplest thing and suck all the joy out of it.  Don't go away mad, just go away okay?
 
And please post this anonymously because for the guy who never notices a new hair cut, a nicely laid table, etc. he has an intense interest in checking computer history and then follows to all the sites I've visited. Guess he gets to do that while he deletes all the porn sites he has been to...yesssss, what a prince.

3 comments:

SheBloggs said...

Oh no...

What alot of unhappy wives out there. I'm scared.. Sorry your Mothers Day was ruined by pig face. You know Father's day is right around the corner..

Julie B. said...

Ha, I just realized...I wonder if that's why the "holiday makers" put Mother's Day first.

Tales of the endless tether said...

LOLing at Julie B.

Poor you. Insensitive husbands suck.