There is no school this entire week. When did this change? In the olden days, you know, 15 years ago, I never got the entire week of Thanksgiving off. How in the world am I supposed to get us ready for our trip, when I have FIVE CHILDREN here today? How? Who authorized this crap?
I don't even have five children, but somehow I have five children under eight in this house today. Halp. Send wine. And chocolate.