Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Note to the sugar-never-allowed families

Note to the Sugar-Never-Allowed families in the neighborhood:

If we didn't know who you are already (we do) we find out on Halloween. Your kids are the ones ravenously clawing at the candy bowl, digging in elbow deep, shoveling as many pieces of candy as is humanly possible for a seven year old. And then, once they have emptied the bowl? They proceed to stuffing their faces on my front porch, right in front of the candy bowl, with the wrappers still attached, before I can get the front door closed.

A little bit of sugar throughout the year, in moderation, has been known to remedy the situation.

1 comment:

Marinka said...

and p.s. those families? You are freaks.