When I ask you to sign a fucking Thanksgiving card for your parents, the proper response is "thank you for getting it, because it means a lot to my parents and I never think of these things." Not "they'll never get it on time."
Six years of law school and this is the best we could do:
All whines become the property of Secret Spineless Whine for Amy & Marinka to use and/or reproduce for any purpose. Like a book. Or anything else that pops into their sick little minds. Didn't your father warn you to read the fine print first?