Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Final Whine

Dear Stupid Teenagers
Boy, STOP SUCKING YOUR DAMN TEETH! This is a communal computer lab. I have final in 20 minutes. I am trying to study here because I don't have a Mac at home and apparently that is the only acceptable form of computer. I'm under a lot of pressure here. You incessant squeaking will become detrimental to your well being in about 4.5 seconds. If you don't stop sucking you teeth I'm going to forcibly remove them with my fist.
Girl, GET OFF THE PHONE! No one wants to hear you fight with your mother, No one is interested. Your being extremely noisy and WAY Too much information is now being shared with total strangers. You are distracting me. Get off the phone or your going to find out how it feel to have it shoved up your nostril. That is all.

2 comments:

phd in yogurtry said...

what used to get me, ruin my concentration during an exam -- the repetitive sniffling of some non-nose blowing student next to me. it would take every ounce of my being not to throw a tissue at them.

Salubrious Fervor said...

and someone ALWAYS has the sniffles in Decembers Finals!!!!!! i hate that too!