Saturday, December 5, 2009

I need a definition of hooker

So, Ashley Dupre, the prostitute who was err...having sex with Governor Eliot Spitzer is outraged that Tiger Woods' girlfriends are getting cash settlements. I read yesterday in the New York Post that her comment was along the lines of "And I was the hooker?"

I am confused.
Does the fact that Tiger's mistresses are getting some cash somehow make Ashley NOT a hooker?

Or is she confused and thinks that only one woman can be a hooker.
Because if receiving cash for sexual services isn't a job description for prostitution, I don't know what is.

Oh, and the fact that she hasn't cashed in on it by writing a tell-all book? Ashley, what are you waiting for? No one would blame you.

4 comments:

Jean said...

Interesting contrast-and-compare.

Masala Chica said...

it's interesting that she said "and I was the hooker" as in the past tense, because as far as i know, once a hooker always a hooker. It's one of those things that's kind of hard to shake off.

But WTF do I know?

ShallowGal said...

Here's what I don't get. It's *SO* easy to NOT cheat on your spouse. See here I am commenting on this blog and not cheating. And now I'm standing over here and still not cheating

SSauer said...

This is hilarious. Thank you for the laugh.