maybe you shouldn't work at a grocery store.
I approach the checkout.
She asks, "how many bags?" and I say, "two."
She takes a carton of eggs and immediately places it on the bottom of the first bag and I say, "could you please put the eggs on top?" and she says, "There are going to be two bags, anyway," and rolls her eyes.
Seriously?
Because are you seriously fucking telling me that one bag will just have the carton of eggs and the second bag will have everything else? Because if that is our bagging strategy, then I would like three bags.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
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But you could go ahead and make scrambled eggs before you get home.
She was totally lying, trying to avoid getting egg on her face. Har har.
People like that seriously need to either get slapped or have super good sexual interactions.
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