Sunday, December 27, 2009

If You Can't Ring Up a Sale Without Rolling Your Eyes

maybe you shouldn't work at a grocery store.

I approach the checkout.
She asks, "how many bags?" and I say, "two."
She takes a carton of eggs and immediately places it on the bottom of the first bag and I say, "could you please put the eggs on top?" and she says, "There are going to be two bags, anyway," and rolls her eyes.

Because are you seriously fucking telling me that one bag will just have the carton of eggs and the second bag will have everything else? Because if that is our bagging strategy, then I would like three bags.


Beth said...

But you could go ahead and make scrambled eggs before you get home.

shrink on the couch said...

She was totally lying, trying to avoid getting egg on her face. Har har.

Unknown said...

People like that seriously need to either get slapped or have super good sexual interactions.