Friday, December 11, 2009

Weight Loss

You know what? I have worked my ass off to lose 20 lbs. Working out at the gym for an hour each night after work and counting calories. So yes, it irritates the crap out of me when you, who clearly have done absolutely nothing and haven't lost a single pound as far as I can see, claim that the pounds have melted off of you by magic! And then you tell me you don't even own a scale and never weight, so how the HELL do you even know? It's so irritating that I'm tempted to bring a scale to work and make you step on it, except I'm not into humiliating people. But keep it up, and that may change.

2 comments:

marathon mom said...

They are probably just jealous of 'yo hot self. Ignore them and then strangle them with your old jeans when they aren't looking.

The pale observer said...

Bring the scale in!!! :)