Friday, January 8, 2010

Dog and Husband Whine

My dog has a bladder infection and pissed all over our bed. Yes, our bed. I had to wash all the blankets and the sheets and, even though everything was in the washer or dryer, my husband managed to somehow pass out on the bed anyway. I then had to make the bed with him in it. Thanks for all the help, hubs. Your pregnant wife doesn't mind running up and down the basement steps 30 times to make sure you have blankets to sleep and clean work socks for the morning at all. Sleep well.

P.S... I think that they need to make a sarcasm font. It would make it so much easier for others to decipher what I really mean in print without actually having to say "Fuck off."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I second the vote for the sarcasm font!

marathon mom said...

1) the dog needs to learn to be crated

2) you should have thrown water on him.


my .02

phd in yogurtry said...

Agreed. Italics do not quite cut it.

Anonymous said...

Here is the sarcasm font. Basically, backwards italics.

http://www.glennmcanally.com/sarcastic/downloads.htm

Katie said...

marathon mom - Our dog actually is crate trained, and she does very well with it. I am thinking she is sick because she has peed in the house 4 times in three days, and she has previously had maybe 4 indoor accidents the entire time we've had her. We are taking her to the vet this week, but I am thinking she might have diabetes. :(

I was actually more upset with my husband than the dog. lol.

Melanie said...

Oooohhhh....

Sarcasom font = total awesomeness