Thursday, January 21, 2010

My best friend SUCKS

Listen, I bend over backwards to encourage you and the one freaking time that I email you and say "OMG! I got into this production(that I've been working on for MONTHS)...I can't believe it....yadayadayada..." All you can say is "That's cool." WTF, man? Then I say "You need to come see in before mentioned production! It will be fun!" and I get "I'll see what I can do." Well, fuck you AND the horse you rode in on. You have given me about as much support and enthusiasm as last years sports bra.

8 comments:

ShallowGal said...

Your friend sounds like a giant boob making the sports bra metaphor even more appropriate.

OHmommy said...

Yeah. That totally blows.

Completely unrelated but related. I had something exciting happen to me this week and loved all the "I LIKE" thumbs up on my in-real-life facebook account. The people that I always fucking thumbs up on stoooopid shit didn't do that for me.

WTF? I thumbs up you all the time and never share my success but....

Grr... Maybe this needs to be a post?

marathon mom said...

Dude, don't take it out on the horse man. There's always a better way....like salami on the windows, minute rice in the yard, fancy "designs" in rye grass seed, decorating their car with feminine products...

phd in yogurtry said...

jealous much, best friend?

Melanie said...

Thank you, fellow sistas! I'm just so damn pissed still. To add insult to injury she didn't even bother to return my phone call and this was all over email. ShallowGal: Yes, she is a BOOB. Love the metaphor...work it, girl. OHmommy: I get you on the "thumbs up" facebook option...I thumbs up stupid ass shit all the time to make people feel good we should get a freaking thumbs up once ina while from them. Throw me a bone here! Marathonmom: Me likey how you think. *insert evil laugh* PHD: Hmmm...never thought of it that way. Thanks for the boost. And YES I know that I'm no longer anonymous by posting this and I don't CARE! ARGH!

Melanie said...

Oh and you're right MM: It's not the horse's fault.

Fragrant Liar said...

Yeah, thanks a whole lot, BFF. Get her a BFD necklace (Best Friend DONE!) That'll learn her.

Anonymous said...

nice post. thanks.