The laws regarding snow emergencies need clarification. Specifically: if there's a blizzard coming, old people (1) shouldn't be allowed into Costco. They block the aisles while debating the merits of prune vs raisin ruglach. And c'mon, it's not like they're going to eat all those pickles before they die anyway.
1: For the record, some of my best friends are old people.
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Really? Oh God, I hate them. First broken hip and I'm calling Dr. Kevorkian.
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