Saturday, March 27, 2010

Man Cold

My husband has a man cold.

Which apparently is short for "Ebola".

Help me.

4 comments:

TMCPhoto said...

my advice: Go out to get him some medication and stop on the way to get a nice coffee and pastry for some you time. Then go out and get the Buckleys medication for your loving bag of germs, make sure it's the worst tasting stuff on the shelf, he'll be feeling better in no time at all

ReaderRita said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is SO TRUE...
I'm not laughing at your pain, merely your wording- which is completely hilarious and totally perfect!

Take a deep breath, turn on the humidifier, hand him the bottle of Nyquil, find a copy of the Anna Nicole Show somewhere, and pop it in the DVD player (it transfixes them- it's like "Barney" for adults) ...and pour yourself a double Scotch.

phd in yogurtry said...

approach him with a giant nose aspirator and say "shut up or bend over. your choice."

Katie said...

Crap. I just realized I'm screwed. My husband started a cold today. Want to bet he's knocked on his a$$ for the next four days? I gave birth to a 9lb 11 oz baby, whose head was so big it GOT STUCK, at HOME with no drugs and was up and running around in 24 hours. Is it wrong that I have absolutely no sympathy?