Friday, March 26, 2010

Son of a Bitch

Why is it that after a huge fight, you can just fall asleep with no problem? Seriously. You just treated me like complete shit and now you are sleeping like a baby. Truthfully, I did nothing to deserve this treatment (and I'm not just saying that). You're mad at someone else and you're taking it out on me. You lashed out at me, said some very mean things, and went to fucking bed. And now, I am left to lie awake and be alternately furious and sad through no real doing of my own. Sometimes you can be a real son of a bitch, ya know that?

8 comments:

Karen W said...

If anyone knows the answer to this one, clue me in. I have been with the same man 28 years and he ALWAYS can snooze right after a fight.

Marinka said...

Wow, this takes me back to my dating days. I'd have a fight with a boyfriend, seethe and fume, sick to my stomach and he'd eat a huge steak and then fall asleep. I don't know how they can sleep when there's an irate woman right next to them.

Anonymous said...

have you considered nudging him with your elbows and landing a good kick here and there while you "restlessly sleep"? Might help to get some frustration out

Carmen said...

Well, they say revenge is a dish best served cold. I say it's best served while my husband is sleeping and I have a sharpie at hand.

Next time, write "I'm still pissed off at you!" on his forehead. He can use the 30 mins it takes him to scrub it off before work to come up with an apology.

S said...

Can I just say Amen to this?? Happens ALL THE TIME at this house, too. UGH and it makes me furious. :(

Banteringblonde said...

LOL what is with that?

Not Too Old said...

I am SO LOVING the sharpie attack. Wouldn't have the ovaries to do it, but sure wish I did.

El Diabla said...

I must say the Sharpie attack gave me a good chuckle.
Why not give him a dose of his own medicine?