For shit I hit with my car backing out of the garage. Period.
I *do not* routinely check underneath or behind my car before getting into it and driving away. I was educated at a state school in Florida, not by the g-damn Secret Service. If I could carry a gun, then maybe I would…nah, I still wouldn’t do it.
So, beware! Golf clubs, step ladders, tools, helmets, balls, spray cans, garbage, dumbbells, midgets, deer and unicorns – I will run over you!
3 comments:
What about your spouses car? I did this a few weeks ago -- backed one car into another car. Should I be held accountable?
yep. pick up after yourself.
Literally laughed out loud! I'm so glad I'm NOT alone on this one!
Post a Comment