Thursday, May 27, 2010

Is it hot in here?

I've recently started having hot flashes and night sweats. YOU my loving husband are not. So when I start fanning myself and complaining about how hot I am...just shut.the.hell.up. Your smartass comments about putting on shorts or how You're not ready for this just prove what a dick you are.
Signed,
Shut up and bring me a glass of ice water

3 comments:

Marinka said...

Just give me his name and location and he'll never bother you again, ma'am.

Karen W said...

Ah yes. I'm there too. And you forgot to mention irritability. That's another one.

My husband keeps his mouth shut. He knows better!

yogurt said...

And while you're at it, turn up the air conditioning, HUSB-BITCH.