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What on God’s green Earth would possess my husband to put a plastic “Honey Bear” filled with honey, in the microwave (lid on and closed tight), set the microwave timer for 5 minutes and go and watch TV?
Just asking…..while I am cleaning honey off of every fucking surface within a 15 foot diameter of the microwave. And yes, I am cleaning it up because he can’t do anything right.
Signed,
Flaming pissed in WI
5 comments:
I am so sorry for your mess, but I can't tell you how mesmerized I am trying to imagine the mess. How could an adult do that?
He should have cleaned it. His way would have worked with your inspection. Only way they learn.
I so hear you. Tell me about husbands...rolling eyeballs...and their thought processes...or lack thereof.
And yes, if he could do anything right, he wouldn't have put the "Honey Bear" in the microwave - for 5 minutes?! - in the first place.
Sorry about the mess, but this gave me my laugh out loud moment of the day...picturing a zombie like man putting honey in the microwave, turning it on, and walking away, like it makes perfect sense.
I too got a laugh out of this imaging the mess (but feel bad his dumb ass didn't clean it up!). and men think women are dumb? :P
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