Wednesday, June 30, 2010

What was he thinking??

What on God’s green Earth would possess my husband to put a plastic “Honey Bear” filled with honey, in the microwave (lid on and closed tight), set the microwave timer for 5 minutes and go and watch TV?   

 

Just asking…..while I am cleaning honey off of every fucking surface within a 15 foot diameter of the microwave.  And yes, I am cleaning it up because he can’t do anything right.

 

Signed,

 

Flaming pissed in WI

 

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Way off Target

Really, Target.com?  You don't tell people items aren't in stock or unavailable?  You just randomly change the color of the item added to the cart?  No pop-up, no warning?  How pissed would I be to open a box, expecting 4 white and 2 black Champion compression t's for my sons, and find 6 'Cupid Red' t's?  REALLY SUPER PISSED.  Be glad I noticed the problem before I finished placing my order and called to question what I was seeing. 

Monday, June 28, 2010

Theresa is not my name

You have been leaving messages at work for 4 months now for Theresa, who, apparently has some payment issues. I have been here over 10 years and we have never shared an extension. People call me a lot of things but not Theresa. Today your robo-caller called for T during the day and gave me the option to inform you this was a wrong number. Thanks!!! But, don't put me on hold for 15 minutes?!

Friday, June 25, 2010

My Mother

I love you ... I know you are my mother but I'm a big girl now. When you ask what I want for my Birthday/Christmas and I tell you in specific terms (including brand name, etc) ... that does NOT mean you should go out and buy the cheaper version. Its not a $2000 handbag, its a $100 piece of software.  That's a $20 difference. Eeesh!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

School Whine

Despite already having a bachelors degree I have made the insane decision to return to school. WHY? Because apparently I'm a masochist. But that is a whine for another day. Anyway, I find myself constantly surrounded by 18 year old girls who keep asking me "Do you have babies? I LOVE babies!" or saying things like "OMG You're married? That's so cool!" and 18 year old boys who say things that I don't even pretend to understand at all but most of them seem to have something to do with either  Megan Fox.  This is all a bit annoying but still I put myself here so I can't complain too much. Until today....
I'm half way through my  course work when my dept. head informs me that they are going to begin using a new program for my degree....and that I will have to adhere to it. WTF? They cant just change things like that in the middle of my degree! What about grandfathering?!? Every other college on EARTH allows you to graduate with the program you started in. So again I say, WTF??? So basically now half the classes I have taken are useless and I have to cram 3 semesters worth of classes into two so I can still finish on time, OH and work a full time job. SO....Pissed...Off....


Sunday, June 20, 2010

Is the salad spinner top supposed to be Jack-in-the-boxish?

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

darnit

It's "only" three months until I see him again. I'm more then ready to see him.
But if he keeps talking about thinking of me flirting with/kissing/etc other men.. I darn well might

Monday, June 14, 2010

I tried to surprise my husband by getting our wedding video transferred from VHS to DVD but apparently I need permission from the videographer.

Who DIED eleven years ago.

I'm pretty sure this is not why copyright laws were invented.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

My Bitch List

Things that have made the last 24 hours fun, and those that will make the next 12 hours even more fun:
 
1.  Migraine
2.  'Aunt Flo'
3.  Toddler loses paci.
4.  Insomnia
5.  Toddler wakes up 6 times (after I finally fall asleep) looking for lost paci.
6.  Toddler wakes up at 6 a.m., crawls into bed with me and announces, "The sun is out!"
7.  Today is toddler's birthday.
8.  Still have migraine.
9.  Toddler still doesn't have paci.
10. Toddler will not nap today without paci
11.  I would buy him another but I would feel guilty because today he's 3.  Do I really want this to continue?  Quite possibly, yes.  (go ahead and judge me now!)
 
And how was your day?