My name would never cross anyone's mind when it comes time to hand out the Most Patient Mom award, granted. But I have zero patience when it comes to three-minutes-before-bedtime foraging for school supplies. Get your arse in bed, Momma growls.
Six years of law school and this is the best we could do:
All whines become the property of Secret Spineless Whine for Amy & Marinka to use and/or reproduce for any purpose. Like a book. Or anything else that pops into their sick little minds. Didn't your father warn you to read the fine print first?