Monday, April 11, 2011

I will end you

I am pregnant, hungry, nauseous, and pissed off. First off you f'ing stink and secondly if you don't stop making that disgusting hawking noise in the back of your throat every 20 seconds I will crush you with my fat thighs. I. WILL. END. YOU.

2 comments:

Amelia said...

I'm kind of in love with you right now....

Rachael said...

I, too, am feeling the love .... and laughing my once pregnant ass off! Invest in earplugs - or headphones - or a mallet!